The Julie Instruction Manual

There have been several times when I have wished that there was an instruction manual or user's guide for me so I could just hand it to people so they could understand me and why I do things.  It would make meeting new people a little easier and then maybe I wouldn't scare anyone away.  In being somewhat silly this evening, I decided to start drafting such a manual.  It's kind of funny to think about, but I'm also serious about it too.  I figure, if anything else, I'll understand myself a little better in the process.  Here's a small taste of what I have written.  I'm open to suggestions as to what needs to be included in such a manual.

So, you have decided to try to understand Julie.  We wish you luck in your endeavors and encourage you to see it through.  Not many have delved into the study of Julie and few have been successful in comprehending even small portions of Julie, but, hopefully, with this manual, you may be successful!

The first thing you need to know and understand about Julie is that she is not as she appears to most people.  This does not just refer to her size, but also her mannerisms, thoughts, and general actions especially in large groups and around people she does not already know.  As you read and refer to this manual, please keep an open mind and try to think outside of the box (although Julie may fit in a physical box, her personality does not).

Good luck and enjoy your Julie!